ВИЦ НА ДЕНЯ 7.01.2017

Под прикритие!

Синът на Куката се прибира от училище и баща му го пита:

- Е как мина днес? Изпитаха ли те?

- Не се притеснявай татко... разпитваха ме цял час, но нищо не им казах!!!

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– А сега за какво ще пием - за здравето или за късмета?

– Нека пием за късмета, щото ей го на - прасето си беше здраво, но нещо нямаше късмет....

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Капитан на атомна подводница пита помощник-капитана:

– Какъв беше този удар преди малко?

– А това ли...? Мичманът получи радиограма, че жена му е избягала с някакъв нахалник в Ница на почивка.

– Е, и ?

– Няма вече Ница!

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