ВИЦ НА ДЕНЯ 17.05.2017

Магьосник работел на кораб в Карибско море.

Пътуващите всяка седмица били различни, затова магът правел едни и същи фокуси всеки път.

За нещастие обаче папагалът на капитана започнал да разбира как стават номерата и започнал да руши шоуто.

По време на представлението извряквал:

- "Виж, това не е същата шапка," "Виж, крие цветята под масата", "Хей, защо всички карти са асаци?"

Магьосникът бил бесен, но нямало какво да направи. Един ден корабът претърпял инцидент и потънал.

Магьосникът се озовал на една греда насред океана заедно с папагала. Двамата се гледали с омраза, но не отронили и дума.

Минал ден, минал втори, никой не казвал нищо.

Най-накрая, след близо седмица, папагалът промълвил:

- Добре, предавам се. Къде е кораба?

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