ВИЦ НА ДЕНЯ 16.12.2016 - 2 години SOSNOVINI.BG

Hа един борец му се родило дете и той отишъл до болницата, за да разбере какво е.

Гледа на една черна дъска във фоаето написани имена и срещу тях цифри:

Петранка - син - 3400, Иванка - дъщеря - 2800, Пенка - син - 3100.

Чете борчето списъка и най-отдолу гледа неговата жена:

Бонка - син - 1900.

- Е те сега им еб*х майката и на доктори и на сестри. Че им счупим главите на сичките, техната мама, точно на мене да пробутат най-евтиното.

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Седят дядо и баба на пейката пред къщата и си спомнят младините:

- Помниш ли, Пешо, как ме прегърна за първи път?

- Помня, помня, Марче! - казва дядото и нежно я прегръща през раменете.

- А помниш ли, Пешо, как ме целуна за първи път?

- Помня, помня, Марче! - примлясква той и целува бабата по врата.

- А помниш ли как палаво ме хапеше по ухото...

- Помня! - ухилва се дядото, скача и се затичва към къщата.

- Къде тръгна, бе, Пешо?

- Да си взема ченето, Марчеее!

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